{"id":1480,"date":"2012-12-20T01:06:01","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T01:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/londonerfromafar.wordpress.com\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2020-05-24T16:51:05","modified_gmt":"2020-05-24T15:51:05","slug":"the-best-jokes-on-christmas-crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alondonerfromafar.co.uk\/the-best-jokes-on-christmas-crackers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Jokes on Christmas Crackers"},"content":{"rendered":"
Office party season is almost over, and the family season starts. Both have in common For those who don\u00b4t know what a Christmas Cracker is, it basically\u00a0looks\u00a0like this:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Two people pull its ends until it cracks open. You then hear a small explosion,\u00a0and one of the players ends up with a small gift and a\u00a0joke<\/strong>. The joke is similar to the pic on top of this entry.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Some of the one-liners are actually quite good. The type of humour is absurd<\/strong>, generally. It can simply be a pun<\/strong>, enough to make us giggle. Here are some of the best that I\u00b4ve heard\u00a0lately. Have you got any? Then, share them with us!<\/p>\n What do you call a blind reindeer? Why did the ghost\u00a0not go to the party? What does Santa suffer from when he gets into a chimney? What do you call a man with brown paper trousers? What’s furry and minty? What cereals do cats\u00a0like? Why did the turkey join the band? Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman? What do sharks eat? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nloads of booze, festive food and Christmas crackers<\/strong>. The first time I saw crackers here in London, I was intrigued by their shape. The small explosion was a little surprising too. It seems\u00a0like it is a traditional Christmas must-have in UK. What about other countries?<\/p>\n
\nNo eye deer.<\/p>\n
\nBecause, he had no one to go with.<\/p>\n
\nClaustrophobia.<\/p>\n
\nRussell.<\/p>\n
\nA polo bear.<\/p>\n
\nMince crispies.<\/p>\n
\nBecause, he had drumsticks.<\/p>\n
\nA mince spy.<\/p>\n
\nFrostbite.<\/p>\n
\nFish and ships.<\/p>\n